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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 00:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

How does a 45-year-old man get a girlfriend?

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is it true that schizophrenia can sometimes be a demonic attack or black magic?

Still no good.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

5 Observations on Jaguars Minicamp Day 2 - Sports Illustrated

No, not a chance

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Why does my ex boyfriend do this?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

In my experience, British people are fat, ugly and arrogant. Why is it and can it be changed?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

What are 10 interesting facts about you?

Then came..

No go.

Thumbs down again.

How would you describe modern day Russian society, beyond just politics?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Blue Jays To Promote Will Robertson - MLB Trade Rumors

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

To those people in the world who have access to universal healthcare, what experiences could you share with Americans in order for us to understand how it affects your life (positively or negatively)?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Loons and Moons

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?